Equality

Equality is a purely theological construct. It cannot be deduced from the world as it is.

Freedom

Free men are not equal. Equal men are not free.
                                      --Richard Cotten

It's not just a tactic

Where would liberals be without dishonest rhetoric?
                                         --R.S. McCain

Be prepared

Don't go walking in the Wild Wood if you haven't got a gun.
                                                 --Terry Jones

Law

     Once Law was sitting on the bench,
        And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
    "Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench!
        Nor come before me creeping.
    Upon your knees if you appear,
       'Tis plain your have no standing here."

    Then Justice came.  His Honor cried:
        "Your status? -- devil seize you!"
    "Amica curiae," she replied --
        "Friend of the court, so please you."
    "Begone!" he shouted -- "there's the door --
         I never saw your face before!"
 --Ambrose Bierce

Privelige

 When someone says "white privilege", what they mean is “I am about to attempt to bully you into submission using kafkatraps and your own sense of decency as a club”.
                                            --esr

Even-handedness

The SS are banging on your door and you’re saying, “Well, the Treaty of Versailles was pretty shitty…”
                                        --Kathy Shaidle

Don't bother,

I am more muscular, faster, more cunning and larger than you are. And I'm a genius.
                                          --Wile E. Coyote

Sanity

Reality is affected by neither your dogma nor your mental illness

How SJWs read

SJW Scanning,

This is a form of near literacy employed by SJWs in order to disqualify written works, and signal adherence to the accepted group think. First one reads the Wikipedia entry about the author and searches Huffpo, Reddit, Feministing (or other, similar gathering places) and searches the twitter feeds of one's handlers to determine if one is allowed to enjoy the work. If not, one then reads the first and last couple of pages so as to get the tone and the narrative arc. Then one skims until offended, looking eagerly for any hint of a mention of sex or race.Whether or not any is found, the work and the author are denounced as double plus ungood, racist, anti-woman, pro-rape, pro-kitten-sadness, etc. Any literary effect the reader does not understand, such as the use of nicknames to evoke the emotional state of a character, are treated as both pro-rape and evidence of the author's stupidity.

Shock Troops

Embrace the extremists. Defend them. Refuse to permit them to be cut off and isolated. Allow them to play their role as the intellectual shock troops they are. That is how you win. Because if they're not taking the incoming fire, you are. And the shock troops are much better equipped psychologically to take it and survive than the average self-styled moderate.
                                     --Vox Day

basic deficiency

You're not smart enough to tell me how to live.
                              --Kathy Shaidel

Fairness

Fairness is like some exotic sub-sub-subatomic particle:
It has never been observed in the real world.
It exists only in theory.
There's not even any evidence that it is a useful model.

But the theories all work out so nicely if it does exist, that a great many people think it must be real.

self-interest

If you are a normal young woman — desiring a life that includes men, marriage and motherhood — you need to recognize how modern feminism is directly hostile to your own self-interest.
                                          --R.S. McCain

Emergence

Though some may think they have buried it, the truth has a pesky way of emerging - no matter how well guarded the tomb
                                             --Rabbi B

conspiracy Theory

Feminism is an elaborate conspiracy theory that allows unhappy and often mentally ill women to blame their unhappiness on men.

Gender Feminism is the belief that men, all men, and every man, are at fault for the fact that the feminist is a desperately unhappy, unlikeable, viscious, emasculating harpy. 

Social Justice! Because....

"Getting back at your father is a lifetime job."
                                    --Ace

And if you work it right, it can come with tenure.

Modifiers

Hyphenated justice is either theft or sadism.

misidentification

Danby's Law;
If I were what you say I am, you would never dare to say it.
Scuzzaman's codicil;
Were I what you say I am, you would not survive saying it.

Niemoller revisited

First they came for the black people's guns, and I didn't object because blacks are violent thugs who scare me.
Then they came for concealed carry, and I didn't object, because only criminals carry hidden weapons.
Then they came for the machine guns, and I didn't object because only government employees can be trusted with machine guns.
Then they came for the Saturday night specials,  and I didn't object because my guns are all high-quality and expensive.
Then they came for the assault weapons, and I didn't object because they look like scary military weapons.
Then they came for open carry, and I didn't object because someone told me "don't be a dick."
Then they came to register everyone's guns, and I didn't object because I'm not a criminal, so I don't have to worry.
Then they came for my family, and I effectively couldn't object, because by then they'd taken away my gun.